June 10, 2019
Portugal Day

BIRTHDAYS

Al Dubin 1891
João Gilberto 1931
Rich Hall 1954

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*06/11/19 Senior’s Guide to Mac: The independent guide to mastering your Mac. UK.
*05/29/19 Rifle’s Varmint Special: Rifles & cartridges.
*05/25/19 Town Country special Harry & Meghan’s Royal Baby Joy: Welcome baby Archie.
*05/16/19 Guitarist presents Legends of Tone: Gibson.
05/16/19  C V Lux: California Vibe.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Winds on Saturn can gust up to 1,118 miles per hour.
— June/July National Geographic KiDS

A dandelion seed can stay aloft for miles.
— July/August Discover

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

HULK STILL NOT CREDIBLE

SEATTLE CHAIN TO FILL FAMOUS BLIMP WITH CREAMY CLAM CHOWDER

MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM PLAYED ENTIRE GAME IN DIAPERS!

MONSTERS GO DEMOCRATIC – GODZILLA, GHIDORA & KONG NO LONGER KINGS!

WISCONSIN MAN CATCHES GARGANTUAN 17” BLUEGILL!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Relax. Have fun. Respect others.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Lewis E. Goosey